WIZARD BOOTS

Magical Musical Mayhem since 2005

Laughs……and Ass.

I laugh………and grab your ass.   Laughs………………and Ass.  Something tells me that it’s about to get weird.   You got your pussyjuice……….in my beard.

Eventually Everything Will Happen….

How to explain or make sense of the circumstances, motivations, inspirations, ideas and concepts behind Wizard Boots?   Well…..wherever we are in the world at a particular time is….well,,,,,,where we are at that particular time.  And right here and now is where we are.  The band still exists…..those lovely Aparicios are still involved….and yours truly is […]

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Tic-Toctober

                                Ahhhh yes…..October.  Our favorite month….so what the hell?  We’ll come out and play a couple shows.  How ’bout this one?  We’ll be closing out the evening for this stellar display of impropriety.  Making their debut performance….BUKKAKE TSUNAMI (and I […]

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Meet the new Boots

And we’re back.  After a false start with a different line up, the band is back out there raising hell again.  The newest member of Wizard Boots is Veronica Aparico.  That’s right kids….we’ve got a real live married couple in the band.  Never saw that coming.  Our first show with the new line up was […]

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Arkansas Revisited

The rumors are true….I’m going back to Arkansas.  The company that can’t stop doing these kind of things, Invisible Grizzly Agenda presents a freak rock happening that is sure to freak your shit out.  I’ll be doing an epic solo performance along with a member of the extended Wizard Boots family, Mr. Jim Dick, and […]

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Between Tuesday and Thursday…

      So this Wednesday is the official start of WIZARD BOOTS WEDNESDAYS at the lovely Penguin Pub (8117 SE 17th Ave, Portland, OR)….this is what happens on the first Wednesday of each month when a deranged musical group is allowed to take over a quiet Portland establishment. .      Now, for those of you […]

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Now What?

The past has passed….bring on the beautiful future.  Our fabulously improper New Year’s Eve show was a smashing success….with only minor injuries and collateral damage.  We had so much goddamn fun, we’ll soon be announcing details for a once a month acoustic show at The Penguin Pub down here in the lovely Portland neighborhood of Sellwood.  […]

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Lost & Found

This image explains a bit about where we’ve been since abruptly disappearing last summer.  There have been delays and we’ve been using an alternate route….a route so twisted and dark…..we might have found an alternate route to the alternate route had we known where we were going.  But not knowing where you’re going is a […]

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Update on life in Wizard Boots…

So here we are in the year 2013 on planet Earth.  Since this band thrives on chaos, the ever impending threat of implosion and the zen of Nicolas Cage….it’s no surprise that occasionally we step back and look at everything we’ve done up until now and think about where it’s going from here.  Nostalgia…traditions….expectations…..these are […]

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