I had a dream…
♫ Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010
….and in this particular dream, I was a god…ruling over a primitive people on a large tropical island. I lived in a huge volcano in the middle of the island (this is starting to sound like an old Star Trek episode…I know…) and was basically pretty decent to my little island folk….they always had plenty to eat, the weather was consistently nice and I was always quick to rise up and strike down any outside threats to my people. The one thing that annoyed some of them about me was this….I had access to a godlike iPod with about 1,000,000 gigs of memory….pretty much any song you could imagine. The godlike iPod was hooked up to an equally godlike sound system that allowed me to blast whatever tunes I liked at any hour of the day. Even though I had this awesome power over my people and most of them appreciated my tastes and ability to pick music that seemed to fit the days and nights and events almost always perfectly, some of the islanders would inevitably take exception to me playing the entire Zappa “You Can’t Do That Onstage Anymore” series or The Cure’s “Pornography” or anything by Flying Saucer Attack….and they would openly renounce me. Then things would get ugly. I would rise out of my volcano and strike the blasphemers down with a giant hammer of magma. The iPod thing isn’t the strangest thing about this dream….it’s that the islanders knew that I…as a god… existed and that they could interact with me if they wished….sometimes they even left song requests scrawled into flat stones and coconuts on the edge of the volcano and I would on occasion play some of these requests. So….am I overly obsessed with music and/or utterly insane? We shall see.
“Ole’ Biscuit Barrel!” is so close you can feel it watching you…it’s hiding in the bushes outside your window right now. Get ready….it’s coming. On Saturday August 14th Wizard Boots makes our annual summer return up to the world famous Kenton Club to play our part in a big ol’ rock n’ roll show like no other….The Downtown Tramps, The Holy Children and The Justin Lunde Trio are also on the bill. Tony has to be away playing his part in someone’s wedding, so this show will be just me and THE ANDI with our old friend Joel from our old friends The Holy Children on drums. Many asses will be rocked on this night in the Kenton district…so…be there!